Corporatism/Racism/Political Correctness

• Sentebale boss is accused of ‘openly playing the race card’ in row with Prince Harry as royal’s ‘unpleasant’ messages are revealed
• AMANDA PLATELL: Harry accusations are a cataclysmic catastrophe for the Sussexes. It’s left me with an almost unsayable thought…
• Review: Does Kieran Culkin Close the Deal in ‘Glengarry Glen Ross’?
• Virginia Giuffre: Epstein accuser involved in crash, says she’s dying – St. Augustine Record
• Trans woman arrested for using women’s restroom in Florida Capitol
• Florida barred from preventing 2 Chinese students from working – AsAmNews
• SpaceX set to launch first-ever crewed mission to orbit North and South poles

Politics

• Who is Randy Fine, Republican who won Florida’s 6th Congressional District | AP News
• Republicans pad U.S. House majority with two Florida special election wins
• 4 Takeaways From April 1 Elections in Florida, Wisconsin
• Florida Sixth Congressional District Special Election Results 2025: Weil vs. Fine
• Four takeaways from the special elections in Florida and Wisconsin – CNN
• Randy Fine will win Florida congressional seat, CNN projects, helping with GOP’s narrow …
• GOP retains two House seats in Florida, as Democrats claim ‘historic’ improvement – NPR

Other News

• Trans protester arrested after washing her hands in a Florida Capitol women’s bathroom
• Former DeSantis official defeats Dem for Matt Gaetz’s House seat
• Voters Weigh In on Trump, Musk, Future of Country in Florida, Wisconsin Races
• House speaker fails to squash proxy voting effort in Congress
• Laws can’t erase teachers’ professional rights – Restoration NewsMedia – The Wilson Times
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  The controversial sunspot Canadians are heading to after canceling Florida vacations to protest Trump
• SpaceX’s Fram2 launch sends civilian crew into flight around Earth’s poles
• Hooters files for bankruptcy but vows to stay open

Economy/Regulations/Taxes

• ‘Hope Florida’ program adds public assistance liaison to every county sheriff’s office
• Trump Says Agency Heads Will Work With DOGE After Elon Musk Leaves
• Florida Considers Ditching Property Taxes As The Cost Of Home Ownership Soars
• Bitcoin investor buys an entire SpaceX flight for the ultimate polar adventure
• DeSantis pitches slashing property taxes instead of proposed $5 billion sales tax cut
• Democrats Had Better Start Panicking Over DOGE’s Next Move
• Elon Musk, DOGE to review ‘strangely wealthy’ federal lawmakers

Education

• Disturbing reason beloved private school boy, 15, died suddenly after water polo game revealed by mayor
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  Broward school volunteers accuse district of trying to ‘DOGE’ advisory committees
• Takeaways from Tallahassee — Springtime for Florida
• Rich parents pay top dollar for high school spring break trips as vacation tragedies rattle families
• Three novels banned from Brevard Public Schools due to sexual content – Florida Today
• Time for Change? Lawmakers close to repealing law mandating later school start times
• Florida Senate reverses law aimed at starting high-school classes later in the morning
• Mount Dora could be next city to follow Eustis’ lead on school zone cameras

Rights

• Vehicle fire shuts down I-4 eastbound near Deltona, causing major delays
• With few dentists and fluoride under siege, rural America risks new surge of tooth decay
• Florida man accused of opening fire next to Citrus County fair as attendees were leaving
• Florida’s attorney general says he won’t defend post-Parkland gun law. Does he have to?
• DeSantis wants $5.1B property tax relief with $1000 rebates for homeowners
• Ron DeSantis credits stacked Supreme Court with State Attorney removals – The Miami Times
• USF under federal investigation for ‘impermissible race-based scholarships’
• Lawyers for ‘morbidly obese’ Florida death row inmate argue his weight could cause botched lethal injection
• When Canadian Snowbirds Don’t Flock to Florida, Costs Are More Than Financial

Crime/Corruption/Incompetence

• Diddy accuser claims Beyoncé, Jay-Z were witnesses at Miami ‘freak-off’ party: lawsuit
• Andrew Tate and his brother under fire as critics call his lawsuit against X users an ‘intimidation tactic’
• St. Johns County judge accused of putting out protected info about political opponent, an alleged sexual assault victim
• Justices Refuse to Halt Tanzi Execution
• The Best Things To Do In Orlando This Weekend, April 4 – 6, 2025
• Free & Cheap Things To Do In Orlando This Weekend, April 4 – 6, 2025
• ‘JFK’ director to testify to Congress about newly released assassination files

Propaganda

• Nearly 2,000 scientists call on Trump administration to stop ‘assault’ on science
• Somebody tell Trump: Saving the planet is great for business | Opinion
• Target’s DEI flip-flop comes at a price | Commentary | phillytrib.com
• Guster on joyfully protesting the Kennedy Center takeover from its stage – The Boston Globe
• “Brace Yourself For A Crazy Week Ahead”
• 5 Women’s & Gender Studies Professors On Why They Got Into Their Field – Her Campus
• Wildfires, tariffs further tighten LA’s competitive housing market | Florida Business

Meme Du Jour

National Story Du Jour

• In a regularly scheduled marketing meeting with Democrats, Satan asks them to tone down all the evil just a little bit.