Corporatism/Racism/Political Correctness

• Black Voices Focus Of Broward Center, Parker Playhouse Performances
• Weekend things to do: Pearl Jam, ‘Princess Bride,’ wings and beer in Boca, hot wheels in Delray
• Chavis Confronts Digital Racism and Demands Reparations at U.N. Forum – Spot On Florida
• Sheriff’s massage sting raises questions – Osceola News Gazette
• Florida Keys lobster industry, reliant on Chinese consumers, braces for potential tariff impact
• Boynton Beach man escaped Nazi Germany — with help from a future U.S. president
• Miami Heat Star Among NBA Social Justice Champion Award Finalists | Yardbarker

Politics

• Florida’s Own DOGE Is Reviewing Faculty Research, Grants – Inside Higher Ed
• DeSantis excoriates FL House leadership amid Republican civil war, accusing them of ‘revolt against’ voters
• A ski injury launched a golf career for the GM of Cabot Citrus Farms | Florida Business
• Wesley Hunt has met with White House aides about entering the Texas Senate primary, AP sources say
• True Facts About False Claims: MoFo’s FCA Newsletter (April 2025) | Morrison Foerster
• Florida’s six-week abortion ban leads to sharpest infanticide decline among U.S. states
• Florida Senate’s Democratic leader quits party: ‘The Democratic Party in Florida is dead’

Other News

• Federal agents raid home of judge and more top headlines
• Jason Pizzo switches to NPA, resigns as Democratic Leader, declares ‘Democratic … – Florida Politics
• Poll: Floridians oppose state’s abortion law, despite backing Trump in 2024
• DNC chair criticizes David Hogg for plans to primary Democratic incumbents
• Yale drops alleged Hamas-tied student group’s status after ‘disturbing antisemitic conduct’
• Lawmakers end Hope Florida charity probe without hearing from key players
• CCHF Launches National Billboard Campaign Against REAL ID
• Former NFL Star Announces He’s Running for Congress

Economy/Regulations/Taxes

• Hope Florida – Wikipedia
• The gilt and shame of a Trump presidential library | Pat Beall
• Orange County considers Shingle Creek development, Compound fires contained, and SpaceX prepares for launch
• 11 Best Places To Retire On The Gulf Coast – WorldAtlas
• Santa Rosa County Community Planning, Zoning and Development Division – Gulf Breeze News
• Mendenhall discusses the 250th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence
• DeSantis diverted $10M of Medicaid cash to wife’s charity: report – Raw Story

Education

• FDOE demands Palm Beach County schools rid DEI efforts or risk losing $300M in funding
• Escambia County schools have lost over 4,200 students since COVID-19 pandemic – Yahoo
• Report: Florida schools face mental-health staffing shortfalls
• Palm Beach County schools to strip DEI and avoid $300 million cut
• FSU students question whether locks worked on classroom doors during a mass shooting … – KEYT
• Resource officers will continue to serve schools in 5 Orange County, Florida, municipalities
• FSU student, Parkland survivor ‘forever changed’ after second school shooting
• ‘We Don’t Have to Live This Way,’ Says Teachers Union Leader After Florida Shooting

Rights

• Florida Bill Could Let Homeowners Shoot Down Low-Flying Drones – AVweb
• FSU Student in the Wake of the 2025 Mass Shooting – Everytown for Gun Safety
• Quit gaslighting us — elite groupthink drove the COVID disaster
• Bill to repeal controversial customary use statute passes in Florida Senate – Get The Coast
• ‘Love is unconquered’: FSU student from St. Augustine pens tribute letter – First Coast News
• 
  Students, lawmakers clash over gun violence response after FSU shooting
• Armed with $5.5M in fresh cash, Silver Airways gets extension to file bankruptcy exit plan
• St. Lucie County judge arrested in Martin County on DUI charge – WPBF
• Florida students lobby to keep 2018 gun control law in wake of recent shooting

Crime/Corruption/Incompetence

• State Attorney Jack Campbell says he’s not looking into Hope Florida foundation donation
• Shocking moment Florida woman dies in fireball explosion after helicopter crash-landed on her home
• Woman ‘gang raped by playboy twins and their cousin’ made terrifying claim about their family
• Arrest made in decades-old South Florida cold case murder
• 
  Miami invites Florida DOGE officials to help find ‘waste and fraud’ in the city – The Derrick
• May 1 Prayer Vigils to Coincide with Florida Execution – Diocese of St. Augustine
• Teen walks free after self-defense claim in mother’s death; both parents died tragically

Propaganda

• Migrant lawyers claim Trump is deporting without ‘due process,’ but what does that mean?
• Previously deported undocumented immigrant arrested in Florida after sex crimes with teen: Deputies
• As immigrant arrests surge, complaints of abuse mount at America’s oldest detention center in Miami
• Mexican illegal immigrant released under Biden ‘sexually battered’ boy while playing hide and seek: sheriff
• Senate shoots down bill that might have gutted rural boundaries in some counties – Florida Politics
• CONGRESISTA LUNA SE REUNIRÁ CON BUKELE PARA FORTALECER ALIANZA ENTRE EL SALVADOR Y LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS
• LGBTQ+ community reflects on Pope Francis’ life and legacy

Meme Du Jour

National Story Du Jour

• In a regularly scheduled marketing meeting with Democrats, Satan asks them to tone down all the evil just a little bit.